Pittsburgh has yellow bridges and I wear red.
While exploring some park in Pittsburgh, GM was nice enough to give us a few bright red picnic blankets.
Seriously, if given a bunch of red blankets there is only ONE thing you are allowed to do with them.
Pretend you are this badass:
That's right. The Imperial muthafuckin Guard.
Only problem is, is that without the helmet, it doesn't quite look right. So we said, "Screw those imperial guards...everyone knows their just the Emporer's bitches anyway." And off we went to take red cloaked versions of the man himself.
That's right...the Emperor!
Only problem is, is that I can't do anything manly to save my life...so, instead of it looking all bad-ass. Like some sinister Greg peeking out from under a blood-red cloak of power, it looked like this:
Look familiar? Is it The Emperor? Not so much. Could it be that National Geographic cover from the 80's? You know...the one with the refugee girl from Afghanistan?
Unfortunately, thats a resounding, "yes".
Seriously, if given a bunch of red blankets there is only ONE thing you are allowed to do with them.
Pretend you are this badass:
That's right. The Imperial muthafuckin Guard.
Only problem is, is that without the helmet, it doesn't quite look right. So we said, "Screw those imperial guards...everyone knows their just the Emporer's bitches anyway." And off we went to take red cloaked versions of the man himself.
That's right...the Emperor!
Only problem is, is that I can't do anything manly to save my life...so, instead of it looking all bad-ass. Like some sinister Greg peeking out from under a blood-red cloak of power, it looked like this:
Look familiar? Is it The Emperor? Not so much. Could it be that National Geographic cover from the 80's? You know...the one with the refugee girl from Afghanistan?
Unfortunately, thats a resounding, "yes".
posted by Greg the Boyfriend at 12:56 AM
13 Comments:
uncanny
they had a special about finding her. she has like 6 kids.
http://thisbemadness.blogspot.com/2006/07/deadly-dogma-disease.html
youve the same bloggishness as this girl. it's kinda uncanny, you both are cool you should check it
hahaha! That's the same picture my mind thought of when looking at you, and then I scrolled down and there she was.
that picture.. or in yellow.. you could be that girl from "the village"
one word: hobbit
f-ing hilarious.
lawl. so best.
greg when are you gonna update your blog again? your fans need regular posts!
No idea if you even check the comments for this anymore, three years on. But, sadly, I don't have a way of finding you outside of the internet to tell you that I randomly thought of you last night and have been dying to say hello ever since. Hello. I hope you are well. Amanda.
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